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HAVE FUN WITH......BERT'S T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!! (CLICK FOR PHOTO LINK!)
MONTHLY PRIZES!! *** TWO WAYS TO WIN!
#1 PHOTO W/ YOU IN YOUR BERT'S SHIRT FARTHEST AWAY FROM MATLACHA
example: California, Alaska, Bora Bora, Pluto
#2 PHOTO W/YOU IN YOUR BERT'S SHIRT IN MOST UNIQUE LOCATION
example: Top of Mt. Hood, infield of Daytona Speedway, with Bernie Madoff or the Pope at the Vatican
Send photos to Bert's Bar, P.O. Box 68, Matlacha, Florida 33993
or email to: pinebay@bertsbar.com. $25. prizes every month!
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Cold Beer, Live
Music...what could be better? A vaguely familiar shark plays blues guitar on the
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 Awesome new ladies' v-neck "burnout" fabric shirt with pirate design added in shiney foil. This shirt is so sexy you'll want two! Pirate "spine" is on the back. |
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 Ladies' pirate foil v-neck in pale pink. Saucy and sexy! "Burnout" fabric is barely there. Buy it big. we're told it shrinks. |
$$24.95
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nnBert's newest Mermaid design comes from a sign in
Matlacha that prohibits net fishing and "snatch- hooking!"
Garment-dyed sea-green.
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front invites you to "Get Hooked on Bert's" |
$17.95
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Bert's newest Mermaid, "No snatch hooking" on a garment-dyed sky blue t-shirt. *All colors not always in stock | $17.95
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Bert's new Mermaid design, as seen above, but this one is black and has front pocket (pocket is shown in photo) | $17.95
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Bert's Bar "I love Manatees, they taste like chicken!" (It's just a joke!) logo t-shirt. White, 100% cotton. Smaller version of back logo also on front, left side of chest | $14.95 | |
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Back by popular demand! Bert's "Caribbean Bay" design Shirt. Yellow. Photo shows back of shirt;front left chest small design. |
$14.95 Out of size XXL |
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Bert's Caribbean Bay
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$14.95 NOW AVAILABLE IN ALL SIZES! |
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Back in stock! "If it smells like fish"... Aaargh! Mermaid wench with skeletal Pirate Capt.Also Available in Navy blue. | ||
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"rBert's "Refuge Parrot" sips a frosty beer; background depicts smuggler's plane, a truckload of cargo, and a parachute hauling in that "Million Dollar View!" |
$14.95 SIZE SMALL IS OUT OF STOCK. |
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$24.95 AVAILABLE ONLY IN SIZE XL & 2XL, BUT IN THE LIGHTER BLUE OF THE T-SHIRT. |
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Bert's Bar "I love Manatees" tongue-in-cheek logo t-shirt, this time in black, with white logo. 100% cotton, front pocket with smaller logo. | $14.95 | |
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Bert's Bar's famous "Hurricane Charley" logo t-shirt, to commemorate the hurricane that took our dock, our roof, and many of our coconuts! Stone blue. 100% cotton. | $14.95
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"Bert's Fishing Team" logo t-shirt shows the "triple slam" of fishing, with the Bert's Bar twist! 100% cotton with front pocket. New Color: AtlantisQ | $17.95
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Long-sleeved Bert's Bar fishing team shirt with front pocket for convenient comfort in all weather. New ColorL Safety Green. |
OUT OF STOCK TILL FALL $24.95 |
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Long-sleeved Bert's Bar fishing team shirt with front pocket for convenient comfort in all weather. New color: Sand. | CALL
FOR AVAILABILITY; NEARLY OUT!
239-283-1335 $24.95 |
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"This is what fun tastes like!" Bert's 100% combed cotton t-shirt, the back features a mermaid enjoying a frosty malt beverage. 100% cotton with small palm tree logo on left front chest. Army green. | CLASSIC MERMAID!NOW AVAILABLE! $17.95 |
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Bert's is, and will always be the "Ultimate Dive Bar"! The quintessential Bert's T. | $17.95 | |
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Dive Bar T, in blue. | $17.95 | |
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Classic Lady's Rhinestone-studded spaghetti strap tank. Logo reads "Bert's Bar, Matlacha, Fla"; Combed cotton. Runs a little small! | $19.95 | |
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Lady's long-sleeved black rhinestone shirt. 100% ring spun cotton. | $24.95 LONG SLEEVED RHINESTONE ONLY IN MED & SM |
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Fly our Colors
wherever you go! Bert's Bar flag, printed on both sides.
12" X 18" |
$19.95 | |
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Bert's Bar cap with adjustable velcro strap. Lightweight, vented, soft cotton. Khaki. | $9.95
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Bert's Bar cap with adjustable velcro strap. Lightweight, vented, soft cotton. Navy. | $9.95 | |
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Bert's Bar cap with adjustable velcro strap. Lightweight, vented, soft cotton. White. | $9.95 targmethod="post">
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Fabulous! Black twill cap with Bert's name spelled out in glittering rhinestones! | $16.95
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UUltimate Dive Bar Cap. Blue with yellow Bert's logo. | $16.95 | |
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Same great cap, but for the girls, in pink, with turquoise and red pirate adornment. | $16.95 | |
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Bert's Ultimate Dive Bar Cap in a great shade of green. | $16.95
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Ultimate Dive Bar cap in khaki. | T $16.95
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Fabulous Tervis Tumbler made even better by "Bert's Bar" embroidered logo! 16 oz. tumbler keeps drinks cold, lifetime guarantee. |
$12.95 |
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MTL? Let 'em wonder. Matlacha bumper sticker,3"x5". | $2.00
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Pine Island, the original pirate hideout of old Florida. Proclaim our fame! 3"x5". | $2.00
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Where else would you go in Matlacha to get crabs? 2"x5" bumper sticker. | $2.00
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Bert's Burney Butt Hot Sauce! An original blend of Tomato, Habanero, Chilis, onion and other spices, created by Paradise Gardens especially for Bert's Bar. | $5.99
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Set of 4 "Bert's Bar" 16 oz. Tervis Tumbler. Save more, buy four! | $49.95
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12 oz. Tervis Tumblers rocks glasses, set of 4. | $39.95 | |